yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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