that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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