A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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