Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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