I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
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Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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