I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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