this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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