I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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