I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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