is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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