I woke up to her vacumming the grass
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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Shame?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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