It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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