Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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