are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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