For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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