its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just high enough for therapy.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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