come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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