this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
