on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
