Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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