The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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