YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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