plz talk dirty to me
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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