omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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