Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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