Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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