I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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