no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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