omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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