OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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