Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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