chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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