Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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