So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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