Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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