I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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