So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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