I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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