Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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