Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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