Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I don't think brook has ever known best
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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