3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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