I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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