I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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