You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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