I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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