Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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