insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.