I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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