Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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