would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside