I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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