sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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