Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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