Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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