stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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